There are only two kinds of people who take a late lunch in the City of London; City boys celebrating a deal by getting plastered… Read More
Monkeying Around with the Dog
Menu Dog! Taking a slow summer approach to writing I’ve asked a few friends to contribute pieces on their favourite summer haunts. The first one… Read More
When Alcohol and Sex Don’t Mix
I drank an Oyster Martini. It’s not a drink I ever wanted to have. It sounds slimy and suspect. However, I was in a good… Read More
How I Spent My Summer – Bootleggers, Chinamen and Gangster Molls
Some twenty years ago in the middle of my MBA studies in New York City, I scored a summer marketing internship at the whisky division… Read More
Popping-Up with the Pope and the Perils of Gifting Your Girlfriend a Boob Job
The old pope has moved in with the new pope. I’m not sure they share a bathroom but I expect that Francis will need to… Read More
Margaret Thatcher and the Sewer Ditch
While my preferred martini is made with vodka, I mixed a gin martini and raised a glass in memory of Margaret Thatcher last week. She… Read More
A dominatrix feeds champagne to a horny dog.
Happy New Year! I hope this finds you rested and rearing to go. The two weeks of sloth leading up to the first day of… Read More