The Hospital Edition
A nasty tummy bug dumped me into the hospital for a few days. It wasn’t all bad - my room had a balcony with a view of L ...
A nasty tummy bug dumped me into the hospital for a few days. It wasn’t all bad - my room had a balcony with a view of L ...
Our waitress was very pretty but about as useless as a eunuch in a cathouse. She brought us our wine but was unsure how ...
As the UK prepares to discard the last vestiges of lockdown, there is plenty of fear mongering going on. One pervasive ...
She was waiting for me at the bar. Leather trousers. Long boots. Perfectly coiffed. Hairdressers and nail salons opened ...
The enforced isolation of the last few months has been a time for taking stock. Our relationships, the nature of work, ...
A couple of chaps were driving around on a Sunday evening looking for toilet paper - they were planning on cornering the ...
My nostrils twitched as I entered the Chelsea Flower Show. The pollen count was overwhelming. The old chap next to me s ...
When you grow up in a cold grey place and have to endure six months without sunshine, it is difficult to resist the temp ...
Is this the best burger in London? The meat is organic from grass fed cows, butchered by virgins on a full moon. The f ...
The bright young thing tripping happily down an aisle in the Brixton Market can’t see the dishevelled man waiting in amb ...
Yashin Ocean House is a Japanese gem tucked away in an unprepossessing corner of the Old Brompton Road. The decor is st ...
I recently experienced a curry fuelled, Alice in Wonderland afternoon, with a roomful of splendid eccentrics who wish to ...