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If it wasn’t for the olives in his martinis he’d starve to death.

Milton Berle

I like to have a martini, two at the very most –After three I’m under the table, After four, I’m under my host.

Dorothy Parker

I had never tasted anything so cool and clean. They made me feel civilized.

Ernest Hemingway

Happiness is…finding two olives in your martini when you’re hungry

Johnny Carson

I never go jogging, it makes me spill my martini.

George Burns

One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.

James Thurber

A man must defend his home, his wife, his children, and his martini.

Jackie Gleason

He knows just how I like my martini – full of alcohol.

Homer Simpson

Shaken, not stirred.

James Bond