Yianni Papoutsis

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Shaken, not stirred.

James Bond

I never go jogging, it makes me spill my martini.

George Burns

I had never tasted anything so cool and clean. They made me feel civilized.

Ernest Hemingway

Happiness is…finding two olives in your martini when you’re hungry

Johnny Carson

One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.

James Thurber

He knows just how I like my martini – full of alcohol.

Homer Simpson

I like to have a martini, two at the very most –After three I’m under the table, After four, I’m under my host.

Dorothy Parker

If it wasn’t for the olives in his martinis he’d starve to death.

Milton Berle

A man must defend his home, his wife, his children, and his martini.

Jackie Gleason