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“I like to have a martini, two at the very most – after three I’m under the table, after four, I’m under my host.”
“I never have more than one drink before dinner. But I do like that one to be large and very strong and very cold, and very well made.”
“He knows just how I like my martini – full of alcohol.”
"Happiness is…finding two olives in your martini when you’re hungry."
"One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough."
"I had never tasted anything so cool and clean. They made me feel civilized."
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