Beauty Queens and Crabs
A sarong clad decrepit of indeterminate age greeted us at the Sea View Inn, off the Marine Drive in Colombo, Sri Lanka. ...
The Pig, the Prime Minister and his Honourable Member
The British Prime Minister is alleged to have stuck his privates into the mouth of a (mercifully dead) pig. David ...
Ageing Queens Rarely Look Good
The Queen's Hotel circa 1918 My earliest memory of the Queen's Hotel in Kandy (Sri Lanka) was visiting the in-house ba ...
Casa Mono-Whose Casa is it?
"Hey Donald, did someone say say wife swap?" Hilary Clinton wants to inherit her husband's old job, because well, you ...
If You are Brown, You Must Work in IT
The Indian Sari is a traditional garment that makes sure a woman's ankles are suitably covered The banqueting manager ...
Martini Mandate’s Top 5 Indian Restaurants in London
Time was when the only decent food one could get in London was Indian. Everything else was overcooked and drowned in gr ...
Aprés Ski Cocktails with Heidi
The Swiss Air Force. Armed and dangerous. During office hours Watching impossibly glamorous men and women hurtl ...
The London Transport Strike Forced Me to Visit a Whore House
Soho in London has always been home to whore houses There is a transport strike on in London which is making it very d ...
I Want You Inside Me
I want you inside me - a guest blog featuring a prodigal daughterâs utterly biased guide to drinking in Melbourne. T ...
When Alcohol and Sex Don’t Mix
Dirty Oyster Martini at Tsunami I drank an Oyster Martini. Itâs not a drink I ever wanted to have. It sounds slimy ...
How I Spent My Summer – Bootleggers, Chinamen and Gangster Molls
Before discovering their talent for running gambling casinos, Native Americans used to smuggle whiskey from Canada Som ...
Martinis, Marathons and Getting Gingered Up
"The World's Most Beautiful Marathon" âTo believe this story you must believe that the human race be one joyous fami ...