The Elections Are Over. Now What?
I don't know what to make of the results of the British elections. The chap who lost is considered to have won (the Brit ...
Picnic in a Shop with Ralph Lauren
The British are an island people with strange habits. One of them is to picnic inside the family car. A British family w ...
Adult Diapers are better than Breakfast Cereal
Reasons to remain in Europe In a few days the people of the United Kingdom will vote in a referendum to determine whet ...
The Pig, the Prime Minister and his Honourable Member
The British Prime Minister is alleged to have stuck his privates into the mouth of a (mercifully dead) pig. David ...
Big Stinking Music Festivals
Every festival needs cigarette girls It's officially the summer which means festival season is upon us. This is an oc ...
Vegetarians: What’s the Point? A Review of a Steak Restaurant.
Dining Room at the BEAST. An excellent repast awaits. When I grew up in Sri Lanka it was a largely rural, mostly veget ...
If You are Brown, You Must Work in IT
The Indian Sari is a traditional garment that makes sure a woman's ankles are suitably covered The banqueting manager ...
Martini Mandate’s Top 5 Indian Restaurants in London
Time was when the only decent food one could get in London was Indian. Everything else was overcooked and drowned in gr ...
Valentine’s Day Shaken and Stirred in New York, London, Cape Town and Colombo!
Fit for rocking romance - the Tudor Room at the Gore Hotel in London. Saint Valentine was a third century saint associ ...
The London Transport Strike Forced Me to Visit a Whore House
Soho in London has always been home to whore houses There is a transport strike on in London which is making it very d ...
Where Dirty Old Men Take Their Nieces to Lunch
Stunning view at Duck & Waffle There are only two kinds of people who take a late lunch in the City of London; Cit ...
Monkeying Around with the Dog
Menu Dog! Taking a slow summer approach to writing I've asked a few friends to contribute pieces on their favourite summ ...